MATTHEWS: The president there — look at this guy! We’re watching him. He looks like he flew the plane. He only flew it as a passenger, but he’s flown –
CADDELL: He looks like a fighter pilot.
MATTHEWS: He looks for real. What is it about the commander in chief role, the hat that he does wear, that makes him — I mean, he seems like — he didn’t fight in a war, but he looks like he does.
CADDELL: Yes. It’s a — I don’t know. You know, it’s an internal thing. I don’t know if you can put it into words. [...] You can see it with him and the troops, the ease with which he talks to them.
MATTHEWS: Look at this guy!
The above notorious exchange occurred on May 1, 2003 between fake Democratic geek Pat Caddell and hyper-caffeinated Chris Matthews on Matthew’s MSNBC show. The occasion was George W. Bush’s macho “Mission Accomplished” stunt aboard the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, and attentive media watchers will well recall how Matthews, Caddell, and the deranged “pundit” Ann Coulter could barely contain their girlish glee. Tonight, when Barrack Obama delivers his own muted version of a victory speech, it will be interesting to see whether Matthews is better able to conceal his boner.
Of course, there’s really nothing Obama can do to stir those kind of emotions tonight because, well, the mainstream media talking head chorus , Matthews included, have long since done a collective about-face after finally waking to the reality that the Iraq war was a disaster from the beginning, starting with the blatant lies that led us there in the first place. But it won’t matter because, despite over 4000 American soldiers killed, over 30,000 injured, and untold thousands of innocent Iraqis blown to smithereens, Americans have long since stopped giving a shit about Iraq. In fact, Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, et al, will likely be the only people watching the Presidents speech, and only because they’re getting paid to.
Here’s the leaked opening lines of Obama’s address tonight:
“We may be walking away from this mess that we helped make, but the mess remains. Our role in this war is not ending in a defeat but it’s certainly not ending in a victory.”
Having invested over $1 trillion, not to mention over 4,400 American lives, it would be a travesty if America didn’t demand some sort of accounting.What did we accomplish? What have we gotten for our money and our sacrifices. That question not only goes unanswered but also unasked.”
Ok, that’s wishful thinking. Those are actually the words of retired Army colonel Andrew Bacevich, whose son was killed in Iraq in 2007. One can only hope that Obama be as truthful, poignant, and concise as Bacevich but that ain’t gonna happen. Instead we will hear words like honor and sacrifice and about the hard work that remains. And America will yawn. And it’s a pity, because Obama is certainly capable of cutting through the bullshit. He once said “I’m not necessarily against war, just stupid wars.”, referring to Iraq, but that was when he was running for office, not desperately trying to hold onto it.
“What did we accomplish? What have we gotten for our money and our sacrifices? That question not only goes unanswered but also unasked.”
And it won’t be asked tonight, either, at least not by the President.










