Willful Ignorance

Category : Corporate Media, Godammed Bastards, Latest Outrages

One of the more amusing things about the Occupy movement is  the fact that so many clever righties claim that they just don’t get it; what,after all,  do these people really want? Oh sure, conservative commentators and pols are completely up-to-speed on the amount of poop generated by the protesters, in fact they’re nearly obsessed by it. And clever righties are certainly not strangers to speculation. They’ve speculated wildly and absurdly about President Obama’s birth records, the imposition of Sharia law in South Carolina court rooms, the deleterious effect of increased taxes on the “job creators”, and the conspiratorial nature of climate change science. But they just can’t get their heads around what the Occupy protesters really want.

Part of the blame goes to the mainstream media and their penchant for seeking out the most exotic or disturbing characters at the various protests, usually the guy with the rainbow hair, pounding on conga drums, or the topless chick.

And the list of grievances by the protesters is pretty fluid, expanding by the day. But to suggest that the movement is vague or inchoate or incomprehensible about it’s demands is ridiculous. Occupy began as a protest against  out-of-control investment banks who’s fraudulent and reckless practices brought the economy to its knees in 2008. The protesters have also taken on the mortgage industry for the heartless, inflexible, dishonest, and possibly illegal way they have thrown millions of Americans out of their homes, in many cases while pretending to be re-negotiating delinquent loans..  And since the beginning, Occupy has been about the  corrupting influence of money in the political process, about joblessness, about the exorbitant cost of higher education, and about the exportation of jobs and capital overseas.

Don’t you love it when right wingers pretend to not  “get it”,  whether the no-brainer is global warming, evolution, or public schools’ attempts to provide nutritious alternatives to frozen pizza. It’s their default position when confronting something that makes sense to everyone else,  but doesn’t conform with their propaganda.

So imagine my surprise when I read this in the San Francisco Chronicle about this weeks’ attempt by Occupy Oakland’s  to shut down the port of Oakland:

“To the folks who argue that an action against the corporations hurts the  workers, what are they doing to help the workers?” Riley said. “We’re building  working-class unity. The only way you’re going to loosen that grip is by the 99  percent realizing that the collective withholding of labor is the only way to  change the wealth relationship.”

Huh?

Those would be the words of Boots Riley( not Dog House Riley), a spokesman for Occupy Oakland, explaining why it was important to make a statement at the port monday morning, even if it meant that a lot of guys, mostly non-union truckers,  would be fucked over financially if the protest succeeded. The International Longshoreman, or many of them, simply took the day off, with pay of course.

And sure enough the protest did succeed, especially if success is measured by hurting the people you’re purporting to help, while achieving no other discernible goals. The reaction among the port workers was more confusion than anger, and a lot of 99%-ers were perplexed by the provocation. Even some Occupy protesters didn’t see the point. “The 99 percent is nonconfrontational,” said Ellis Goldberg, a marketer who has  organized Occupy protests in Dublin and San Ramon. “You don’t use a bat to get  your point across, and this port action is a bat. It’s going to hurt innocents -  in this case, port workers and truckers.”

I believe the Occupy movement is at an historic juncture. It needs focus and direction more than ever, and a healthy dose of good p.r. wouldn’t hurt either. Confusion by the willfully ignorant is one thing, but more confusion by the 99%-ers as to Occupy’s ultimate goals could be something else entirely.

Liberal Media Cannibals

Category : Godammed Bastards, Latest Outrages, Main Stream Media

Kieth Olbermann returns to his MSNBC show this evening after a two day suspension  for violating company policy by donating to political campaigns in the recent midterm election. The timing of Olbermann’s suspension seemed wierd, given the recent flap between Keith and Jon Stewart over Stewart’s implication during his recent Sanity Rally that lefty commentators are just as divisive as righties, that MSNBC is no better than Fox.

There’s an old adage in law that goes “If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have neither the law or the facts on your side, pound the table.” While right wing turds like Glenn Beck have made millions by pounding the table, as a rule, Olbermann pounds the truth (and only occasionally the table), and his umbrage over Stewart’s “false equivalency” is well founded. But aside from that, there’s something else that’s stinky about this whole affair. Here’s a brief chronology of the recent events:

Stewart hosts his weekend event in D.C., partially in response to Beck’s ego-fest. He calls out “cable news” as part of the problem.

Olbermann responds the following Monday, expressing his astonishment that he has been lumped in with Beck and Bill O’Reilly. As a cop to Stewart’s claims, he “suspends” his Worst Person in the World segment because, apparently, it’s considered too vindictive.

Stewart returns to the studio and, 2 nights later, interviews Fox news clown Chris Wallace. While lavishing praise on Fox for their election coverage, he refers to MSNBC as the equivalent of double A baseball: 

“It’s interesting that in some ways, MSNBC—by trying to maybe become a version of that… You cannot defeat Fox by becoming what they say you are. If Fox’s game is, “the media’s biased against Republicans,” all you are doing is giving them that field. The only way you can defeat them is through, like, an earned credibility, not an earned partnership. They are making a mistake by becoming equivalent to Fox rather than becoming a brand new journalistic organization.”

On Friday of the same week, HBO smirkster Bill Maher jumps into the fray, defending Olbermann:

“Keith Olbermann is right when he says he’s not the equivalent of Glenn Beck. One reports facts the other one is very close to playing with his poop. And the big mistake of modern media has been this notion of balance for balance’s sake. That the Left is just as violent and cruel as the Right…there’s a difference between a mad man and a madman.”

Then on Sunday, it was announced that Olbermann would be suspended indefinitely and without pay for his unauthorized campaign contributions. (A further irony is that Olbermann has practically owned the story about undisclosed contributions to the Chamber of Commerce that have been used to smear Dem candidates.)

Ok, so maybe this all adds up to a series of inconsequential coincidences, but am I the only person that finds it a bit odd that the 3 most prominent progressive voices in the media engage in a week long pissing contest, culminating in Olbermann’s suspension? Keep in mind that MSNBC’s bosses, General Electric, are waist deep in the military-industrial complex and are soon to merge with Comcast, headed by long-time Bush suck-up Steven Burke. And in addition to MSNBC, G.E. also brings us the pro-corporatist creepfest CNBC, featuring a steadydiet of loud mouth Wall Street shills like Jim Cramer and Larry Kudlow.

Maybe all this was merely the collision of massive egos and maybe MSNBC was, coincidently, merely enforcing in-house rules about campaign contributions. But even so, the terrain has shifted. The recent Republican congressional ass whoppin’ seems to have everyone looking over their shoulders and hedging bets. Lessons have been taught and lessons have been learned.  My bet is that the “Daily Show with Jon Stewart” and “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” will be striking a more “fair and balanced” approach for the forseeable future. And that Fox News, further emboldened, will continue to pound the table.

Fun-Da-Mental Illness

Category : Latest Outrages, Politics, Uncategorized, Why Radio Sucks

The Book of Mormon concludes the story of Shiz’s death at the hands of Coriantumr with the words: “And it came to pass that after he [Coriantumr] had smitten off the head of Shiz, that Shiz raised up on his hands and fell; and after that he had struggled for breath, he died.”

Of course, we would have never known the story of the Shiz, leader of the Jaredites, struggling for breath despite being headless, were it not for the Angel Moroni, the guardian of the Golden Plates. Moroni appeared before Joseph Smith in the woods outside Manchester, New York in 1823, and presented Smith with the plates.  The whole history of the Lost Tribe of Israel wandering around pre-Colombian North America was all written on those plates in hieroglyphics that Smith was able to decipher with the use of magic glasses.  And thus the Mormon religion was born.

I bring this up only because of a little fracas  brewing between fundamentalist Christians and shitbird Glenn Beck over Beck’s conversion to Mormonism. Well, maybe it’s not really brewing, but the lib website Think Progress is sure trying to instigate something by resurrecting a story that appeared on a Christian website earlier this year, a story that quoted Bill Keller ” leader of the world’s largest interactive Christian website for 11 years”, saying that Beck’s religion was pure batshit.

“The ‘god’ of the Mormon cult used to be a human who rose to god-like status, just like Beck and all Mormons believe they will too after their death. The ‘jesus’ of the Mormon cult is the natural offspring of their ‘god’ Elohim who had sex with Mary, meaning their jesus is a created being and NOT a deity as the Bible teaches, and is the brother of Lucifer.”

I never know whether to stifle a yawn or a chuckle, or both, when I read stuff like that but I see the point that Think Progress is trying to make: Beck’s running around saying Obama’s religion is fake Christianity while a bunch of born-agains are running around saying Beck’s religion is fake Christianity. I see the irony. But, to me, this is like saying “Hey, Beck! That drooling lunatic Keller says that you’re crazy!”

Shiz? Moroni? Urim? Elohim?  Thummin? All sounds insane to me. Magic glasses, golden plates? Whatever.

I’m not here to defend Mormonism, but don’t the real  the Christians have their share of odd balls running around in the real scriptures, too? How about those ol’  ox-faced cherubs, four-winged angels with the face of a cow that guarded the tree of knowledge in the Garden of Eden? Nothing unusual about that. Or multi-headed hydra rising from the sea on judgement day? It’s all there in the Book of Revelation. To say nothing of talking snakes, women turning into mineral compounds,  dead men rising from the grave, virgin birth, and all that good stuff we associate with true  Christianity, which, as you know, is far superior to those far east crap religions that worship elephants and cows, and where they have to pray 7 times a day, you know, those guys who want to kill us because they hate our freedom?

To which I politely  say: Please fucking stop. Seriously. Stop  the voodoo nonsense. It’s not helping anyone and it’s driving people apart. Whether or not a Mosque is built a few  blocks from “ground zero” is, to me, an issue about as meaningful  as  whether or not to put ketchup on a hotdog. And here’s something else that apparently nobody has the guts to say.: it’s all insane. That men die in the name of imaginary men like Moroni or Abraham is incredible to me. I declare a jihad against this insanity.
 

Abraham, Martin, and John (Hagee)

Category : Godammed Bastards, Latest Outrages, Politics

 “My role, as I see it, is to wake America up to the backsliding of principles and values and most of all of God,” he said. “We are a country of God. As I look at the problems in our country, quite honestly, I think the hot breath of destruction is breathing on our necks and to fix it politically is a figure that I don’t see anywhere.” (Glenn Beck)

This week  brought news of devastating floods, erupting volcanoes, a world economy in free fall,  an alarming spike in Afghanistan violence, and, of course, Tiger Woods’ divorce. And yet, at week’s end, the news  is dominated by coverage of a radio talk show host’s fan club rally in Washington. Of course it wasn’t just Glenn Beck that gathered a large crowd  to the nation’s capital for a series of Tea Party meets Jesus events. It was also anti-abortionist Patrick Lee, self-parody Sarah Palin, homophobic uber-Zionist John Hagee, drunk driving St. Louis Cardinal’s manager Tony LaRussa, along with an assortment of Christo-fascists, conservative rabbi’s, and right wing sycophants (Or as George W. Bush would call them: “My base, heh, heh, heh.”) How big was this story? No fewer than 5 of the 15 most-emailed stories on the New York Times website were about Beck, the Tea Party, or both.  The New York Times, not the Washington Times.

 NBC estimated the crowd to be around a staggering 300,000.  (Other estimates were as low as 85,000.) Hell, I’d be staggering too if I had to sit through the stultifying twaddle that roused the rabble at an event alternately  billed as “America’s Divine Destiny” or”Restore Honor” rally. Highlights include Lee’s admonition that public prayer would make America a better place, black belt conservative hack Chuck Norris quoting from Ben Franklin , and war worshiping Palin saying things like  “Say what you want to say about me, but I raised a combat vet, and you can’t take that away from me.”

I believe that the Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans…I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they are — were recipients of the judgment of God for that…There was to be a homosexual parade there on the Monday that the Katrina came. And the promise of that parade was that it was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other Gay Pride parades…The Bible teaches that when you violate the law of God, that God brings punishment sometimes before the day of judgment.”(Rev. John Hagee, 2005)

And, of course, there was Beck himself, mugging for the camera, unleashing his potent repertoire of facial tics, and conjuring up brilliant bon mots like “If you look at the Washington Monument, you might notice its scars. … a quarter of the way up it changes color. Look at it. Look at its scars. How did the scar get there? They stopped building it in the Civil War. And when the war was over, they began again. No one sees the scars of the Washington Memorial, the Washington Monument; we see what it stands for.”

You like that one? Well, there’s more where that came from, Buckie: “Something beyond imagination is happening. America today begins to turn back to God.”

And yes, the whole messianic megalomania of the event, the phony humbleness of Beck (who grossed $37 million last year), the huge turn out, and Palin’s smug, tired act do annoy the crap out of me. But, as you can tell from my opening paragraphs, it was the coverage of this thing that really grates. The increasingly insufferable Keith Olbermann of MSNBC absolutely couldn’t keep his mouth shut, providing literally hours of publicity to Beck and the rally over the past several weeks. CNN’s Sunday morning “Reliable Sources” show was devoted almost entirely to the event and featured this excruciatingly inane exchange between host Howard Kurtz and Democratic party hack Bill Press:

KURTZ: Bill Press, you have been crusading against this event for weeks. Most of the talk from Glenn Beck was about God and patriotism. What did he say, if anything, that you found troubling?

BILL PRESS, RADIO TALK SHOW HOST: Well, first of all, talking about God on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. By the way, whatever the numbers were –

KURTZ: Haven’t preachers done that?

PRESS: — 200,000, or whatever, I was there yesterday. I went down there. OK?

And I’ll tell you, I thought I was at a camp meeting, an old- fashioned religious camp meeting. I don’t think that’s appropriate on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. But two things.

KURTZ: Why is it not appropriate. Let’s stick with that. Why is it not appropriate?

PRESS: Because it is a sacred spot, number one. I don’t think it should be turned over to be a political or a religious rally. It was both, in my opinion. It was political. Not that he ever mentioned the word “Obama,” but you can’t bash Obama five days a week on the radio and television and then stand up on the Sabbath and be a non-political person.

Fox News, Beck’s spiritual home,  actually covered the event less than either CNN or MSNBC
and didn’t even broadcast the first 2 hours of the rally. And post-mortem news coverage focused on the “message”  Dems should be receiving about the crowd turnout, the religious psych-babble, and the anti-government tone of Operation Restore Honor. Yes, the fringe kook tea bag movement has officially entered the mainstream, with lots of help from NBC, CNN, the New York Times, Bill Press,  Keith Olbermann, and the usual suspects. I guess that’s why they call it the Mainstream Media.

 

Dog Days

Category : Latest Outrages, Main Stream Media, Uncategorized

The “Dog Days of Summer” have as much to do with actual dogs as CAT Scan has to do with cats. The term actually refers to the ancient miscalculation that the “dog star” Sirius is closest to the sun during July and August and therefore is responsible for the year’s hotest weather. Nevertheless, I can always count on some dog  “controversies” to come sniffin’ around this time of the year, collect their share of fleas, pee on the collective media carpet, then role back over and go to sleep.

Leading the list this year is the canonization of the latest “folk hero” Steven Slater, the Jet Blue steward who went bonkers on a recent flight after being hit in the head by an overhead luggage bin door. Clearly the head-bonking was merely a trigger that unleashed in Slater a flood of pent up frustrations after years of airborn cattle drives. Have you flown lately? What was not to long ago a fairly comfortable, seamless, even luxurious mode of transport has lately become akin to a municipal bus ride through downtown Tegulcigalpa, lacking only the Indian woman in the bowler hat with a live pig on her lap. And you can bet that reality is not far off. Hell, I’m surprised Slater didn’t go postal that day, so I view his little trip down the inflatable ramp while quaffing a $5 Hienekin an act of pure restraint. But, christ, why are we still talking about him 2 weeks later? Is Slater really acting out on behalf of the “little guy”, or is he just a another kooky dipshit who let the pressures of the job get to him? Not since Joe-the-Dumb-Ass-Plumber has some average shlub gotten more media play.

The other big dog issue is all the hullabaloo about the Islamic cultural center proposed to be built a few blocks from “ground zero” in Manhattan. Frankly, I’m sick-as-shit about all the babble in recent years about religion, beliefs,  “values”, and other superstitions. We now have a “god-given” right to bear arms. What’s next, a “god given” right to bare arms? Please stop with all the hocus-pocus bullshit, America, and pull yourself out of the Dark Ages.

But there’s Obama, just having to weigh in  on the Islamic Center issue, during a Ramadam ceremony at the White House last week. Ramadam, of course, is the cleasing ritual practiced by Muslims who attempt to atone for their sins by skipping lunch for a month. Whatever. Actually it was fairly gutsy for the Prez to speak out on such a “controversy”, but you have to admit, he picked a pretty safe audience. But then shit met fan and the usual right wing douche bags (John Kyl, John Boehner, the odious Charles Krauthammer) jumped into the fray with all their nonsense about “hallowed ground” and the people “speaking with one voice”, and Obama backed down, “redefining”  his comments. Since then, I’m sure he has redefined his redefinition a few dozen more times, but when it’s all said and done, the cultural center will be built and there’s frankly nothing anybody can do about it except flap their jaws.

Which is really what all of this, and the other summertime issues and controversies amount to in the final analysis: filling the hot air with more hot air until the country finally says “enough”, turns off the tube, cracks a brewski,  throws a few slabs on the grill, and waits for football season to start. Ah, the  backyard patio: America’s true hallowed ground. And football: America’s true religion.

High-Tech Lynching

Category : Godammed Bastards, Latest Outrages, Politics

That’s Ag Secretary Tommy Vilsack explaining the forced resignation of low-level department civil servant Shirley Sherrod, over “racially explosive” remarks she made recently about hating honkies and refusing to help them, especially honky farmers, especially one specific honky farmer whom she failed to recently help, when he desperately needed it.

Except, of course, none of that is true, except for the forced resignation part. What actually happened is that Ms. Sherrod had given a 40 minute speech 24 years ago, where she recounted her come-to-jesus moment, overcoming her resentment toward white folks, and reaching out to help a white farmer, with whom she has since become friends. So why the precipitous over-reaction by Vilsack? Well, because the NAACP fell prey to a cheap media stunt (“snookered” was their word) by Andrew Brietbard, the Wavy Gravy of right wing cyber-loons, who posted 2 1/2 out-of-context minutes of Sherrod’s quarter-century-old speech on his website in a cheap game of “Gotcha!”. The NAACP took the bait, Vilsack followed suit, and Sherrod was gone. Even Obama was “briefed” on the situation.  (This all, by the way, a result of Brietbart being incensed by the NAACP request last month that the “Tea Party” denounce some of its more outrageously racist rhetoric.)

Make sense? Brietbart intentionally posts Sherrod’s edited remarks in an attempt to smear her, the NAACP accepts Brietbart’s hit-piece at face value, and Vilsack sacks Sherrod without even so much as having one of his low-level Ag Dept. cabana boys watch the speech in its entirety. Now, of course, Vilsack and the NAACP and even the administration is all apologetic over the shabby, sorry-ass treatment Sherrod recieved, even though as of this posting, she still hasn’t gotten her job back.

In a sane world, nobody except ‘baggers, war mongers, survivalists, and televangalists should even know who this Brietbart creep is. But he’s a master mixologist, and the kool-aid he  cooks up in his cyber lab has just the right balance of hollywood-hating, war-loving, “small government”, anti-tax bullshit to reach a much wider audience of dunces. That includes the NAACP, the Secretary of Agriculture, and even the President of the United States. Who should know better. But they don’t. And that’s fucking disappointing and sad.

The Apostle Paul

Category : Latest Outrages, Politics

The  good news is that Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning is joining the ranks of the many millions of unemployed blue grassers when he finally retires from the senate after this term. The bad news is that his replacement is likely to be fringe tea party kook Rand Paul who this week won the Kentucky Repug primary.

Of course, Bunning, one of a tiny number of major league baseball players to throw no-hitters in each league, is a millionaire many times over, so he will be spared the economic suffering facing his fellow Kentuckians. And perhaps that explains why he recently, single-handedly, tried to block the bill that would extend unemployment benefits to the 11% of Americans trying desperately to survive the current economic dust bowl. In Kentucky, specifically, the jobs crisis is so deep that it seems like half the state is growing “boo”  just to keep afloat. So good riddance to Bunning, as cold-hearted a skin flint as has served in congress in a quarter century.

And say “hello” to Rand Paul, the alleged poster child for the tea party movement, who likely will join the google-eyed dork Mitch McConnell in the Kentucky senate delegation this fall. Paul’s zeal for segregated lunch counters and separate drinking fountains has endeared him to the ‘baggers, naturally, but in the past 24 hours he seems to be doing a little damage control  over comments made on the Rachel Maddow Show, comments to the effect that privately owned businesses have an inherent right to discriminate based on race, religion, and sexual orientation.

Excuse me, but I’m suffering from a bout of deja vu, because 3 years ago I interviewed Paul’s father, Ron, on the “Randi Rhodes” show, and the old man, too,  got a little creepy when I pressed him on social justice issues. Given that the interview was on national radio, it got quite of play on the internet.  Here’s an excerpt at the time from the political blog, Down With Tyranny:

I recently heard Ron Paul being interviewed by Stacy Taylor on AirAmerica. Paul went on the show apparently just expecting to be asked about his stance on Iraq. He was caught off guard when Taylor started asking him about his positions on various social and economic issues. Taylor asked the very same questions that he would ask and has asked any other candidate. Paul, however, felt ambushed. He has said very loudly that he will never go on AirAmerica again. I guess he felt uncomfortable. So where on the radio does Ron Paul feel comfortable?

With Stacy Taylor, he had an aide call up a give Taylor a new one as soon as he left the air. Stacy Taylor, very professionally, looked behind the curtain into the forbidden closet. The aide ranted big time and then hung up. Is this a man who is honest about his positions and isn’t trying to hide anything? If you’re so damn principled and forthright, just answer the questions and move on. Some of Taylor’s listeners called up to defend Rep. Paul. How dare Taylor ask Ron Paul questions that might inform the listeners! Such actions point to a budding fanaticism. This is the cult of Ron. It’s: we love the guy. Try on the Purple Shroud! The hell with the truth.

Yes, old man Paul, a momentary darling of the left because he opposed the Iraq war, was quite unnerved when I began pressing him on his libertarian principals and how they would have played out in the Jim Crow South. Just as Paul Jr. now is chafing under the flack from the Maddow interview, and other disclosures about his beliefs, specifically as they apply to minority rights. But let’s not rejoice prematurely over Rand Paul’s current public relations snafu. Because it’s those very beliefs that many of you might find repugnant that have endeared him to Tea Party movement and which will nearly ensure his election in the fall.

Update on the Poor Guy about to Lose his Property

Category : Latest Outrages

Hopefully you recall this poor soul.

Here’s a recently posted youtube video as he faces the future and reflects on the past.

Obama Appeases Terrorists; Diplomat Tries to Blow up Plane!

Category : Latest Outrages, Main Stream Media, Politics, Video of the Day

Tragedy was narrowly averted last night when a cigarette-wielding Terrorist-Diplomat was thwarted by air marshals as he attempted to bring down  a Washington to Denver airliner . Conservative bloggers were quick to point out, rightfully, that this brazen attack was a direct result of Obama’s new “terrorism appeasement” policy.

“All of that talk about making our enemies like us and forgiving us in the post-Bush era isn’t really working out for us, is it?”, said the website Red State.

“Never fear. We’ve got the Whitewasher-in-Chief to paint all our troubles away.”, wrote Michelle Malkin.

“Muslim Tries to Light a Bomb on DC to Denver Aircraft.”, was the headline on the website Atlas Shrugged.

“A diplomat from a moderate Muslim country tries to blow up an airliner? The Obama administration would have us believe that this has nothing to do with ideology, and that there is no pattern here.”, reported Powerline.

And where was our appeaser-in-chief while this attack on the homeland was taking place? You guessed it, trying to sell his airy-fairy fantasies about nuclear disarmament to our NATO allies.

Coincidence? We think not!

Apocalypse Now, Damn It!

Category : Free Floating Hostility, Godammed Bastards, Latest Outrages, Politics

I haven’t been shy about criticizing Obama and congressional Dem’s on their trembling,  tepid, and timorous approach to governing from a majority position. You can liken them to the kid who, against all odds, finally makes the varsity baseball team, lucks into a starting position, than stands in the field all day secretly hoping that nobody hits the ball in his direction. I realize that dealing from a position of weakness in the health care reform debate has more to do with obstreperous “Blue Dog” Democrats than it does with paranoiac Repugs (these jokers wouldn’t have voted for health care reform if the bill had contained a provision putting the head of Kaiser Permanente on the U.S. Supreme Court). So as I watched the proverbial sausage factory slowly crank out the final product, my initial reaction was: typical Dems, winning the battle, losing the war.

But, holy shit, even I couldn’t possibly have imagined to what a ridiculous extent the Republicans and their pea-brained media mouthpieces would over-play their hand! From shouting “the N-word” at respected congressional civil rights pioneers, to death threats  against reform proponents, to referring to the President as “Buckwheat”, the recent paroxysmsof the conservative movement have exposed it for the soul-less, racist, paranoid, and anti-intellectual movement it really is. And congressional Republicans, eager to seize upon the free-floating anger of the tea baggers, have managed to yoke themselves to a runaway shit wagon. This ridiculous sideshow was intended to be the “Waterloo” of the Obama presidency , but if the Dems play their cards right, instead should drive the Republican party into a hole so deep and dark that even David Duke couldn’t find his ass with both hands.

The lesson seems to be this: timidity beats stupidity, even if barely. That poor kid standing in center field with his glove on the wrong hand doesn’t have to worry about the ball hit in his direction as long as the guy in the batter’s box has a white hood pulled down over his eyes.