Willful Ignorance

Category : Corporate Media, Godammed Bastards, Latest Outrages

One of the more amusing things about the Occupy movement is  the fact that so many clever righties claim that they just don’t get it; what,after all,  do these people really want? Oh sure, conservative commentators and pols are completely up-to-speed on the amount of poop generated by the protesters, in fact they’re nearly obsessed by it. And clever righties are certainly not strangers to speculation. They’ve speculated wildly and absurdly about President Obama’s birth records, the imposition of Sharia law in South Carolina court rooms, the deleterious effect of increased taxes on the “job creators”, and the conspiratorial nature of climate change science. But they just can’t get their heads around what the Occupy protesters really want.

Part of the blame goes to the mainstream media and their penchant for seeking out the most exotic or disturbing characters at the various protests, usually the guy with the rainbow hair, pounding on conga drums, or the topless chick.

And the list of grievances by the protesters is pretty fluid, expanding by the day. But to suggest that the movement is vague or inchoate or incomprehensible about it’s demands is ridiculous. Occupy began as a protest against  out-of-control investment banks who’s fraudulent and reckless practices brought the economy to its knees in 2008. The protesters have also taken on the mortgage industry for the heartless, inflexible, dishonest, and possibly illegal way they have thrown millions of Americans out of their homes, in many cases while pretending to be re-negotiating delinquent loans..  And since the beginning, Occupy has been about the  corrupting influence of money in the political process, about joblessness, about the exorbitant cost of higher education, and about the exportation of jobs and capital overseas.

Don’t you love it when right wingers pretend to not  “get it”,  whether the no-brainer is global warming, evolution, or public schools’ attempts to provide nutritious alternatives to frozen pizza. It’s their default position when confronting something that makes sense to everyone else,  but doesn’t conform with their propaganda.

So imagine my surprise when I read this in the San Francisco Chronicle about this weeks’ attempt by Occupy Oakland’s  to shut down the port of Oakland:

“To the folks who argue that an action against the corporations hurts the  workers, what are they doing to help the workers?” Riley said. “We’re building  working-class unity. The only way you’re going to loosen that grip is by the 99  percent realizing that the collective withholding of labor is the only way to  change the wealth relationship.”

Huh?

Those would be the words of Boots Riley( not Dog House Riley), a spokesman for Occupy Oakland, explaining why it was important to make a statement at the port monday morning, even if it meant that a lot of guys, mostly non-union truckers,  would be fucked over financially if the protest succeeded. The International Longshoreman, or many of them, simply took the day off, with pay of course.

And sure enough the protest did succeed, especially if success is measured by hurting the people you’re purporting to help, while achieving no other discernible goals. The reaction among the port workers was more confusion than anger, and a lot of 99%-ers were perplexed by the provocation. Even some Occupy protesters didn’t see the point. “The 99 percent is nonconfrontational,” said Ellis Goldberg, a marketer who has  organized Occupy protests in Dublin and San Ramon. “You don’t use a bat to get  your point across, and this port action is a bat. It’s going to hurt innocents -  in this case, port workers and truckers.”

I believe the Occupy movement is at an historic juncture. It needs focus and direction more than ever, and a healthy dose of good p.r. wouldn’t hurt either. Confusion by the willfully ignorant is one thing, but more confusion by the 99%-ers as to Occupy’s ultimate goals could be something else entirely.

Move Over Christmas, There’s a War on Thanksgiving

Category : Free Floating Hostility, muslims

Attentive citizens probably don’t need to be reminded that about 50% of Americans would love to have an American theocracy every bit as retrictive of individual liberties as in those hated Middle Eastern countries. The reason they can’t quite pull it off is because 1) The Constitution inconveniently gets in the way, and 2) the religious nuts are just too silly to be taken seriously. Latest example is the hullabaloo over President Obama’s Thanksgiving address, wherein the prez forgot to include the word “God”.

 First of all, somebody actually listens to Presidential holiday addresses? And when they do, do they listen with a critical ear, waiting to catch the slightest disconsonance so they can run to their blogs or tweets or Facebook page to get all pissy and moany about it? Sadly, the answer is ‘yes’.

I, for one, am friggin’ ELATED that Obama didn’t mention God, and furthermore I hope he did it intentionally just to get a reaction. (But that wouldn’t be Obama, who’s as much about God as any president in recent memory.) Obama did remind us to be thankful for this, grateful for that, and especially thankful  for all the troops overseas for protecting our freedom, meaning our oil supply. You’d think that would be good enough for the righties, but it wasn’t. And that’s because there is absolutely nothing to big or too small that this bunch won’t complain about if it originates with Obama.

I await the day when a president has the balls to entirely eliminate all the ceremonial falderal, gimcrack, and gew-gaw that traditionally goes with the office and that includes that stupid pardoning-the-turkey stunt. And why, really, do we need the President to remind us what we should be thankful for? Is there an assumption that many of us really want to celebrate Thanksgiving but need some imperial consultant to spin to show us how? And as far as the troops are concerned, I’ll be thankful when they’re all safely home and not until.

Also churning around out there in far cyberspace was another nutty religious Thanksgiving  trope, that Butterball turkeys were secretly helping to usher in sharia law. As it turns out, a handful of Muslim haters, led by Pamela “Ground Zero Mosque” Geller, poked around and discovered that Butterball turkeys were slaughtered according to the traditions of halal, the Muslim version of kosher. Actually, not a lot of intensive investigation was required for this blockbuster because it says “halal” right on the Butterball label. Do you think Geller and her ilk actually care by which method a turkey’s throat is slit, or do you think that they merely fly into a tizzy over anything Muslim? Talk about having too much time on your hands.

I hope next year Obama reminds us to be thankful that we ‘re not all idiots.

Train Wreck

Category : Corporate Media, Free Floating Hostility, Godammed Bastards, Politics, tax cuts for the filthy rich, Uncategorized

The forces of ignorance, greed, and stupidity, long bubbling just below the surface of American politics, finally erupted this month in a viscous flume of bullshit so dense that it coated everything it touched. The stench will likely linger for years. I speak, of course, of the great budget debate of 2011.

For years, the American political dialogue has been littered with shabby cranks, kooks, know-nothings, and scam artists, shouting over one another on radio talk shows, in letters-to-the-editor, at the end of the bar, and now on internet blogs, each “opinion” more witless than the last, in a cacophonous dim of utter nonsense. The difference now is that the same kooks and know-nothings, admittedly with better haircuts and nicer suits,  have wormed their way into our government.

Much has been written and said in the past several days about “hostage taking” and “ransom”, about how President Obama “capitulated” to the teabaggers in Washington, about spineless Democrats and greed-mongering Republicans, and while mostly accurate, it misses the big picture: We the people put these shitheads in office. They are, whether we’d like to admit it or not, a reflection of us and it’s not a pretty image. Just when did the crazy uncle pry himself away from the primordial ooze, climb the basement stairs, and find himself in a position of power? When we voted for him, or worse yet, when we were too busy to vote for the other guy.

Our national dialogue has been reduced to imbicilic sloganeering, about returning to the gold standard, about “socialism” and “liberty”, about the free marketplace and the founding fathers, about international cabals and conspiracies and “elites” and things that go bump in the night, all annotated with misspelled words crayon-scrawled on a placard. And that placard is clutched in the hands of a man standing in front of a court house screaming his demand to remove Washington from the dollar bill and replace him with a picture of Jesus.

That the tea party is being manipulated by corporate interest is beside the point. That most of us were too busy amusing ourselves and did nothing to stop it before it was too late is the point.

The reality of American society is not our “exceptionalism”, it’s our ignorance, our laziness, and our obliviousness. We all saw this train wreck coming, and while some welcomed it in the name of some moronic ideology, the rest of us merely averted our eyes and hustled quickly from the accident scene for fear of being called as a witness. Shame on us for letting this happen.

 

Why Right Wingers, Tea Baggers, and Talk Radio Suck, Part 2: A Webcast in 2 parts with Scooter on Skype

Category : Corporate Media, Free Floating Hostility, Godammed Bastards, MSNBC

 

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An Obscenity Laced Tirade of No Redeeming Value Featuring Scooter on Skype

Category : Free Floating Hostility, Godammed Bastards, Why Radio Sucks

 

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“Radical Left” Attacks Obama on Tax Compromise

Category : Godammed Bastards, Recession, Unemployment

Here’s the face of the “lunatic fringe” that is criticizing the President for caving in to the minority party: a $7-figure-per-year guy who works in corporate America.

Liberal Media Cannibals

Category : Godammed Bastards, Latest Outrages, Main Stream Media

Kieth Olbermann returns to his MSNBC show this evening after a two day suspension  for violating company policy by donating to political campaigns in the recent midterm election. The timing of Olbermann’s suspension seemed wierd, given the recent flap between Keith and Jon Stewart over Stewart’s implication during his recent Sanity Rally that lefty commentators are just as divisive as righties, that MSNBC is no better than Fox.

There’s an old adage in law that goes “If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have neither the law or the facts on your side, pound the table.” While right wing turds like Glenn Beck have made millions by pounding the table, as a rule, Olbermann pounds the truth (and only occasionally the table), and his umbrage over Stewart’s “false equivalency” is well founded. But aside from that, there’s something else that’s stinky about this whole affair. Here’s a brief chronology of the recent events:

Stewart hosts his weekend event in D.C., partially in response to Beck’s ego-fest. He calls out “cable news” as part of the problem.

Olbermann responds the following Monday, expressing his astonishment that he has been lumped in with Beck and Bill O’Reilly. As a cop to Stewart’s claims, he “suspends” his Worst Person in the World segment because, apparently, it’s considered too vindictive.

Stewart returns to the studio and, 2 nights later, interviews Fox news clown Chris Wallace. While lavishing praise on Fox for their election coverage, he refers to MSNBC as the equivalent of double A baseball: 

“It’s interesting that in some ways, MSNBC—by trying to maybe become a version of that… You cannot defeat Fox by becoming what they say you are. If Fox’s game is, “the media’s biased against Republicans,” all you are doing is giving them that field. The only way you can defeat them is through, like, an earned credibility, not an earned partnership. They are making a mistake by becoming equivalent to Fox rather than becoming a brand new journalistic organization.”

On Friday of the same week, HBO smirkster Bill Maher jumps into the fray, defending Olbermann:

“Keith Olbermann is right when he says he’s not the equivalent of Glenn Beck. One reports facts the other one is very close to playing with his poop. And the big mistake of modern media has been this notion of balance for balance’s sake. That the Left is just as violent and cruel as the Right…there’s a difference between a mad man and a madman.”

Then on Sunday, it was announced that Olbermann would be suspended indefinitely and without pay for his unauthorized campaign contributions. (A further irony is that Olbermann has practically owned the story about undisclosed contributions to the Chamber of Commerce that have been used to smear Dem candidates.)

Ok, so maybe this all adds up to a series of inconsequential coincidences, but am I the only person that finds it a bit odd that the 3 most prominent progressive voices in the media engage in a week long pissing contest, culminating in Olbermann’s suspension? Keep in mind that MSNBC’s bosses, General Electric, are waist deep in the military-industrial complex and are soon to merge with Comcast, headed by long-time Bush suck-up Steven Burke. And in addition to MSNBC, G.E. also brings us the pro-corporatist creepfest CNBC, featuring a steadydiet of loud mouth Wall Street shills like Jim Cramer and Larry Kudlow.

Maybe all this was merely the collision of massive egos and maybe MSNBC was, coincidently, merely enforcing in-house rules about campaign contributions. But even so, the terrain has shifted. The recent Republican congressional ass whoppin’ seems to have everyone looking over their shoulders and hedging bets. Lessons have been taught and lessons have been learned.  My bet is that the “Daily Show with Jon Stewart” and “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” will be striking a more “fair and balanced” approach for the forseeable future. And that Fox News, further emboldened, will continue to pound the table.

Why America is Stupid: The Limbaugh Diaries

Category : david stockman, limbaugh, Main Stream Media, Recession

I decided to take a brief hiatus from the Depression Blog to reflect on the 2010 Mid-term election, specifically how the rabble became so intellectually softened  by propaganda and utter bullshit that they actually voted into office a cabal of no-nothing wretches, pseudo-intellectualclowns, and corporate bag men. This will take the form of a tutorial that requires a certain amount of patience on your part, largely because I want you to repress your gag instinct and read and reflect upon the post-election words of the country’s foremost corporate bag man, Rush Limbaugh. I will not force you to chug this toxic kool-aid  in one huge gulp but instead  have broken it down into digestible little shooters, diluted by my comments. The following bloviation  is excerpted from Limbaugh’s November 3rd radio program.

Well, I had a chance to listen to just a little bit of the Obama press conference.  Jake Tapper, ABC, asked Obama about the compromise that he might make on extending the Bush tax cuts.  Right now, of course, the tax cuts will eliminate, stop for everybody, $250,000 or more, and maybe everybody’s taxes will be raised.  But believe me, there’s no tax cuts on the table.  And Jake Tapper said, (paraphrasing) “Would you compromise and say people who make a million dollars a year will not see their tax decrease, tax cut sunsetted?”  And I started thinking, where’s all this talk of rich equaling $250,000 a year, a million a year, where does all this start?  What right does Obama have to sit there and proclaim that people who earn X are gonna be punished with Y, people who earn less than X won’t be punished with Y?  Do you notice how easy it is to fall into the premise trap that the left sets?

Here, Limbaugh lays out his basic argument, that to be taxed at a higher  incremental rate is tantamount to “punishment”, a modern scheme cooked up by a coalition of media stooges (Jake Tapper) and “leftists” (Obama, et al) who collectively hate the rich. However, progressive taxation, or at least the concept of progressive taxation, can be traced to Adam Smith’s “The Wealth of Nations”, published in 1776. The initial  use of progressive taxation goes back to 1862 (to finance the Civil War) and has been a permanent part of U.S. tax policy since the turn of the last century. With  Reagan’s 1986 Tax Reform Act, the highest rate went from 50% to 28%, the lowest since 1916. But Limbaugh is shrewd enough to know that the tea baggers and ditto heads, despite all their incessant babbling about the the “founding fathers” and the constitution, don’t know shit about the constitution and couldn’t care less about learning anything.

Looked at within the prism of liberty and freedom, as our founding documents spell out, the Declaration, the Constitution, in nowhere in any of our founding documents was it ever said that people earning X would be punished for it.  It was never said in our founding documents that people earning X would share a greater burden of funding the government than people who didn’t.  Where does all this talk start?  Because all this is nothing more than a direct attack on liberty, a direct attack on freedom and it creates class envy and resentment and anger between the classes, between people of different income groups.  So all of a sudden we’re faced with a possibility here of the Bush tax cuts ending for people who earn $250,000 a year or more.  Well, why are we even discussing it in the first place?  What did those people do? 

Of course, “What did these people do?” reiterates the “punishment” claim, that the rich are being targeted with slightly higher tax rates, not because they can more easily and comfortably afford them, but because of “class envy”. And there is no mention in the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of “innocent until proven guilty”, marriage, congressional districts, The United States Air Force, immigration, paper money, executive order, and any number of other modern day realities.

What have they done that resulted in this irresponsibility in Washington?  Nothing!  The people who earn $250 or 500,000 or a million are in fact the people who are investing in this country and the private sector hiring other people, producing products and services that allow for the country’s economy to grow and for people to have jobs and to earn higher wages.  The federal government, the state government cannot and does not create wealth.  All it can do is destroy it.  All it can do is confiscate it.  And what we’re doing is discussing the proper level of servitude.

This is Limbaugh’s pitch to the $40K-a-year income earners who comprise most of his audience and the Tea Party in general. What’s in it for them if people making over $250,000 get a tax break? This is a reiteration of the “trickle down theory”, that a higher economic tide raises  all the little boats in the harbor. It’s a cute and reassuring theory despite the fact that it is utter bullshit and has been proven to be time and time again, specifically following Reagan’s massive cuts in the 80′s and George W. Bush’s tax-cuts-for-the-wealthy in 2001 and 2003. Hell, David Stockman, Reagan’s budget director, has made a personal crusade of exposing the folly of trickle down. But, again, proving that a lie repeated ultimately becomes the truth to the uninformed, this reality is lost on the ‘baggers.

Now, who made Barack Obama or Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid or any Democrat, I don’t care, any Democrat, who made them the decider on what anybody should make and then what level of taxation they should pay?  Who made them the deciders on what we should eat?  Who made them the decider of what kind of lightbulbs we have in our homes?  Who made them the deciders on the kind of car we should drive?  Who made them the deciders on what kinda house we live in?  Who made them the deciders of when and where we can and can’t turn our lights on?  Who made them the deciders of who loses how much of their freedom?  Who gave them that power?  It doesn’t come from the Constitution.  The Constitution does not say the Democrat Party gets to decide which car people drive, which lightbulb they have, what foods they can and can’t eat, and what lights they can’t turn off or on at what time of year.  The Constitution does not say that the Democrat Party gets to decide any of this.

I guess the short answer to this question would be the election of 2008. A longer answer would be that lead-based paint, arsenic tainted drinking water, small pox, mesothelioma, sweat shops, and massive oil spills are not mentioned in the Consitution either. In Limbaugh’s world, we should all have the “freedom” eat the paint, drink the water, and breath in the asbestos. But, except for the fact that Democrats have been in control of Washington for the past two years, what any of this has to do with tax cuts is lost on me.

So now we have a guy who is the least qualified in any room he walks into being asked a question by an equally incompetent reporter, “Mr. President, are you willing to compromise, people that earn $500,000 a year will be able to keep more of what they earn, will you even go as high as one million?”  And I’m watching this, who the hell are either of you people to decide this?  How did I end up as an American with a guy who doesn’t even like my country telling me how I have to live?  How did that happen?  How did I end up with a guy who does not even respect the founding documents of this country, how did I end up — how did we all end up — with that kind of guy telling us how immoral and unjust we are?  

This is really the gist of Limbaugh’s “argument”, not that breathing second-hand smoke and eating double bacon cheeseburgers equates with “freedom”, but that Obama is nothing other than an illegitimate, America-loathing, leftist imbecile. The “least qualified in any room”? Has this lard bucket ever heard of Sharon Angle, Christine O’Donnell, or Carl Paladino? Or for that matter, Jim Demint, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, the “birthers”, or any other of the intellectually impaired bobble-heads who comprise the Tea Party movement?

Let me tell you something, President Obama.  You can reject it all you want.  But you’ve done it.  And we know you’re happy you’ve done it.  You might want people to think you’re not happy about the direction the country is going, but if you really were unhappy about it you’d do something to stop it.  Instead, you’re doubling down on it.  You reject the idea your policies have taken the country in reverse?  Where the hell have your policies taken us?  You happily preside over a nation in decline.  You have told the world no longer will the US population lead the world economy.  Ain’t gonna happen anymore.  Right. It wasn’t AIG-Lehman Brothers-Goldman Sachs, Bush’s god-forsaken trillion dollar wars, toxic mortgages, or a world-wide economic melt-down that created this mess. It was the Nigerian Muslim fascist, Obama and his America-hating policies. And now that the Republicans are back in charge, the “temporary” Bush tax cuts will be perpetuated, “Obama Care” will be repealed, and Wall Street will be de-regulated.

And after two more years of incessant right wing lies coming from corporate suck-ups like Limbaugh, Hannity, and Beck, the White House and Senate will be safely back in the hands of the oligarchs, brought to power by a gaggle of useful idiots. And the shining City on the Hill will be restored to its former glory.

Ah, Freedom!

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The Depression Blog: Chapter 5 “Talk Show Confessional”

Category : Free Floating Hostility, Godammed Bastards, Politics, Recession, Unemployment, Why Radio Sucks

With the election just a couple days away, instead of dwelling on the rat bastards who have run the economy into the ground, I thought I’d write about the rat bastards who have run politics into the ground.

The  highlight of the “Real Time” episode with Bill Maher Friday night was Maher’s undeniable assertion that most of the belligerent, know-nothing assholes who are dominating modern politics belong to the Republican party, a position greeted with derision by his 2 right wing panalists, the laughable airhead Margaret Hoover and  odious National Review blogger Reiham Salam. Hoover attempted to laugh off the comments while Salam went positively apoplectic, contorting his face into a demonic scrunch while babbling about fairness. At one point, Salam looked as if he wanted to slug the affable Lawrence O’Donnel for agreeing with Maher, thus proving the point.

But the show will likely be remember for 2 things: actor Zach Galifianacis smoking a joint on live television and Maher’s “controversial” commentsbased on the fact that “Mohammed” is the most popular baby name in Great Britain, that Muslims are taking over the world.

“Am I a racist to feel alarmed by that?” Maher asks his guests. “Because I am. And it’s not because of the race, it’s because of the religion. I don’t have to apologize, do I, for not wanting the Western world to be taken over by Islam in 300 years?”

Pundit Juan Williams, of course, was fired from NPR last week for similar comments, mainly because about the only thing wimpier than Juan Williams is NPR. But I’m guessing Maher’s job is safe because his long time antipathy towards religion is a known commodity and HBO is not NPR. But at least for the moment, Maher is getting kicked around by the hanky-wringers in the blogosphere for his comments and Maher’s lib credentials may have taken a hit.

But will Maher apologize? Doubtful. He’s got a week to prepare for another show and plenty of future oppurtunities to burnish his street cred.

But let’s compare the Maher’s “incident” with some other recent assholery. How about the beer-gutted Timothy Profitt  stomping the head of a protester prior to a Rand Paul-Jack Conway senatorial debate in Lexington, Kentucky? Profitt certainly wasn’t apologetic and, in fact, requested an apology from his female victim (a position echoed by lard bucket Rush Limbaugh).

“I don’t think it’s that big of a deal,” Profitt said. “I would like for her to apologize to me to be honest with you.”

Of course, right wingers never apologize for their lies, thuggery or bigotry; they revel in in. Take Meg Whitman (please). After her California governorship candidacy was damaged by revelations that she had employed an illegal immigrant for nearly a decade, what was Whitman’s response? Typically, she tried to lie her way out of the situation and then, ultimately, went on Fox News to say that her former housekeeper should be deported. Yes, that Meg Whitman is tough on illegal immigration.

But it’s also beginning to sink in that the likes of Paul, Marco Rubio, Joe Miller, Sharron Angle, Jim Demint, and Carl Paladino are likely to be holding the reigns of power for the forseeable future, propelled into office by a motley gang of intolerant and uninformed teabaggers. And there’s plenty of blame to go around. That Democrats have lost the support of both women and the poor demonstrates the result of timid politics and diminished expectations.

Maher shouldn’t have to sweat the Muslim comments for too long. He’ll be able to draw yucks from plenty of soft targets for the next couple of years. But the laughs will come harder for the rest of us.

 

The Depression Blog: Chapter Two “Think and Grow Rich”

Category : Free Floating Hostility, Godammed Bastards, Recession, Unemployment, Why Radio Sucks

 

 Self-help guru Deepak Chopra once  said , to paraphrase, “The only people who think more about money than the rich are the poor.” Meaning, of course, that while the rich are constantly scheming about how to hold onto their dough,  the poor are obsessed with coming up with a little, somehow, some way. Years ago, in the late 70′s, when I was just starting out in radio, I was obsessed with making money. At the time, I was living in an upstairs apartment over a farm house just outside of Evansville, Indiana and working at some shithole radio station who’s call letters I have long since forgotten. (I once interviewed Bob Hope, in person, at that station. He was in a wheelchair and appeared to be nearly catatonic.) Evansville, just across the Ohio River from Owensboro, Kentucky, has the unique charm of being the hottest place on earth in the summer and the coldest place on earth during the winter. The farmhouse was without an air conditioner in the summer and if there was heat in the winter, I don’t recall it. The job paid $13 grand a year and I subsisted on the typical starchy poverty diet of Pillsbury Pop-and-Fresh dinner rolls, Campbell’s Chunky Soup,  and Rice-a-Roni. I wore cheap polyester shirts that I bought at a roadside flea market for a dollar a piece. I drove a Pinto which wouldn’t start on cold mornings. It sucked.

It was at about this time that I began obsessing over get-rich-quick self-help theory. This was well before the emergence of modern day gurus like Chopra and Tony Robbins, so the gold standard in those days were the books and tapes of the pioneers: “How to Win Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie, “Think and Grow Rich” by Napolean Hill, and the motivational cassette tapes of the great Earl Nightingale. (I can  close my eyes to this day, and still hear Nightingale’s rich baratone voice say “Why, if it’s money  you want, it’s money you’ll have. And lots of it!”)  Napolean Hill’s theory was some mumbo-jumbo about visualizing success. “You can’t concieve what you can’t achieve!” In other word, if you could imagine having lots of money, than you were perfectly capable of having lots of money. I had no trouble concieving of fabulous riches. While Liza Doolittle in “My Fair Lady” could only imagine “a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air, with some enormous chair”, I was imagining a mansion on the hill and a Mercedes in the drive. Soon I was taping little pieces of paper on walls and mirrors all over the farm house. Written on the little pieces of paper was a dollar figure: $30,000, the anual salary I would need to be finally living in high clover.

And, lo and behold, within a year and by sheer coincidence, I was making 30 grand a year, then, before too long, $75,ooo a year, and then, by the late 80′s, $250,000 a year. I didn’t have a Mercedes, but I had a Corvette and garage full of motorcycles, and I lived in a comfortable 2-story brick home in suburban Chicago. I had managed to pull myself up by the proverbial bootstraps.

Now my income is $000,000.

None of this is to say that I’m about to start plastering my walls with Stick’ems again. Or even that I necessarily believe in any of the self-help hocus pocus. The biggest issue is that, when you’re 28 or 32 and have an ounce of wit, anything is possible. But it’s not so easy for the baby boomer. Just a fact of life. To get from that that $13,000 salary to that quarter million dollar salary, I zigzagged across the country a dozen times, from Indiana to Florida, from Florida to Michigan, out to Seattle, down to San Diego, across the country to Chicago, then back to San Diego again, living and working in towns that I’d never even heard of before arriving there. And radio in those days was local, staffed by performers doing live shows from 6 am to midnight. As recently as the mid 90′s, guys were still spinning 45 rpm records on a radio studio turntable. Today you can hear the same syndicated line-up of Dan Patrick, Rush Limbaugh, Jim Rome, Shawn Hannity, and Dr. Laura in every city, small and large, in the country. And the “live” afternoon drive music show in Oklahoma city probably originates from Miami or Los Angeles. In other words, as the hapless Willy Loman said in “Death of a Salesman” the territory has changed.

But then again, it’s changed for a lot of folks. I always think of the great I.T. hoax of the early 90′s, when thousands of men and women, laid of from factory jobs in the so-called “rust belt”,  were told to enroll in business colleges and enter the exciting new world of internet technology, only to see those jobs shipped overseas 3 or 4 years later. What’s the I.T. career of 2010? My guess is bio-tech, but it’s only a guess.

Today is to be devoted to plumbing, not writing. I picked up a used dishwasher a week ago, hauled it in my truck back home, and elected to install it myself. A few years ago, I would have merely popped by the local Sears, purchased a new model, and waited for the installer to put it in, then put the whole thing on a credit card without flinching. Who knows? Maybe I can acquire the necessary skills this weekend to install appliances for other people for a small fee. At least it’s a job not likely to be turned over to syndication, or shipped overseas.